Deb's Last Column, But Not Her Last Laugh

Deb Gauldin1

  • 1DEB GAULDIN is a childbirth educator who travels nationally presenting keynotes and workshops. Her CDs and tapes contain humor and songs about pregnancy, childbirth, and the adjustment to parenthood. For booking information or to purchase Deb's recordings, call 800-682-2347 or visit her Web site (www.debgauldin.com).

Summary

This humor column defines "rusty labor and delivery nurse" and celebrates the next generation of skilled perinatal professionals. It’s a passing of the torch to new talent.

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Euler's Formula for Pin-Ended Columns

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Euler's Formula to Columns: Problem Solving

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